if you wear red and green

you get BEAN BUCKS! (a coupon to our coffee shop.)

We're sitting here in the humble bumble of a coffee shop. Andrew's crush is about twenty feet away. We were hunting bears with Radiohead a few minutes ago, but now we're rocking out with the Strokes. Students are decorating ornaments and eating almond bark pretzels while dancing to rock and roll Christmas music outside the coffee shop. But if that's not the world you want to live in, escape to the intellectual bubble of the Humble Bean coffee shop where you can discuss how to ask girls on hot dates with the one and only Andrew Paul Kroeze. He's the expert! Although he has yet to ask a certain someone on said hot date. That would be a hot intellectual musical date. Andrew says he digresses.

Andrew wonders sometimes why people smoke when it'd so cold outside (-20 with the windchill.) Margaret says that there's something cozy about huddling in a group of people sharing a cigarette. (But wait, does she smoke? I'm so disallusioned! Don't worry, not a regular occurance by any stretch of the imagination.) Andrew smokes his pipe if it's not so cold outside.

And Emily, it's D-O-R-D-T because we are stubborn Dutch people nerds.

Pickles are grand. And does anyone know why oranges are considered Christmas food? Or if they are?
The end. We love you.
Andrew K and Margaret